Grumpy old men jokes – 3 Grumpy Old Men are Sitting on a Park Bench The first old man says “Oy, I REALLY HATE gettin’ old. It’s getting to the point now where I can’t take a normal good healthy piss anymore!” The second old man nods and says: “You sure ain’t lyin’. Getting old […]
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One day, Jack made the decision to do a magic act for his girlfriend Lily. As he had been preparing for weeks, he was sure he could succeed. In order to do the trick, Jack had to swallow a penny and then cause it to emerge out his ear. He had perfected it after many
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After getting up and dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed the situation they got stranded in. After a long period of silence and thinking, the Priest said.’Well, Sister, this is a pretty grim situation…
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She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
One afternoon Michael is walking downtown in the main street when he happens to run into his old high school friend, Jimmy, a little ways up ahead. “Jimmy,
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Today when I went to the office after my lunch, I come to notice an older man who was sitting on a bench at the busstop and he was crying as if something terrible happened to him. So I stopped to ask the Crying Old Man what happened to him. He then started telling me,
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
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An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner together in a small restaurant. The old man leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the very first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We were behind this same restaurant and you were leaning against the fence and I made love to
One day a grandfather went fishing with his grandson. After a few hours on the boat they hadn’t cathed anything yet an the grandson got a bit bored. So he started thinking about the world around him. The boy began to get curious, so he started to ask his grandfather questions. “How does this boat
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