An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner together in a small restaurant. The old man leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the very first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We were behind this same restaurant and you were leaning against the fence and I made love to you from behind for a long time?”

“Oh yes dear,” she says, “I remember it like it was yesterday.”

“Well ok dear,” he says, “How about if we take a stroll ’round there again and we can do it all over again for old time’s sake.”

“Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a really good idea,” his wife answers.

At the same time there’s a police officer sitting at the next table listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He’s thinking, ‘I’ve got to go and see this…two oldsters shagging against a fence behind this restaurant. I should just keep an eye on them so they won’t get in trouble.’

So after they leave he follows them.

They walk very slowly, leaning on each other for some support, aided by their walking sticks. Finally after a while, they get to the back of the restaurant and make their way to the fence.

The old woman lifts her dress, takes her underwear down and the old man drops his pants. She turns around facing the fence and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious love making that the watching police officer has ever seen in his life. They are moving and jumping as if they were 18-years-old. They keep going for about forty minutes or more!

The old woman is yelling, “Ohhhh, God Henry!”

He’s hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic love making imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the floor.

The police officer is completly amazed. He’s thinking that he has learned something about life that he didn’t know untill now. He also thinks about his own elderly parents and starts to wonder whether they also still make love like this.

After about an hour of lying down on the floor for recovering, the old man and his wife struggle to their feet and start putting their clothes back on.

The police officer, still watching thinks, ‘That was truly unbelievable, the old man was going like a train. I really need to ask him what his secret is.’

As the old couple passes, he says to them, “That was really something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes or more like you are 18 years old. How do you even manage it? You must have had a great life together. Is there some sort of secret I don’t know about?”

“No, there’s no secret,” the old man says, “except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn’t electric.”

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