ROOSTER JOKES 2023 – THE ROOSTER CONTEST
One day, an elderly farmer goes out to buy a brand-new stud rooster to replace his old one so that his chickens can reproduce. The farmer immediately places the rooster in the pen after arriving home from the market so he may begin working right away.
Once the older rooster is in the pen, the younger one approaches him and says, “OK, old fellow, it’s time for you to finally retire.”
You won’t be able to manage all of these chickens—just take a look at what it has done to me, says the old rooster.
“Now old man, don’t give me a hassle about this,” the young rooster responds. The elderly need to make way for the young to handle business, so take a hike
The old rooster says, “Aw, common…..why don’t you let me have a few old hens over in the corner. I won’t bother you.”
The young rooster replies, “Go! Beat it! Your time is up! I’m taking over!”
So, the old rooster thinks for a few minutes and then says to the young rooster, “You know what, my young fellow, Let us have a race, I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever gets back first will get the domain of the chicken coop. And if I’m so feeble, why don’t you give me a little head start?”
The young rooster says, “Sure, why not, I’ll still beat you.”
So they line up at the back of the farmhouse, and get a chicken go cluck “Go start!” and the old rooster takes off running his race.
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About 10 seconds or so later the young rooster also takes off for his race. They both round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is already very close behind the old rooster and gaining really fast.
At that point, the farmer, sitting on his porch, looks up, sees what’s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he shoots the young rooster dead in his tracks. He shakes his head gloomily looks up to his wife and says …
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