Two Grumpy Old Men who had been living in a retirement center for many years were one day sitting outside in the garden on a bench under a big old tree. The two grumpy old men were talking about anything and nothing just like any other day when one of the Grumpy Old Men turned to the other and said: “Grumpy Joe, I’m over 81 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. Now since I am sure you’re about my age or so I was thinking and wondering about something, I really feel kinda old with all these pains and aches, but is it just me or also otherpeople my age? So how do you really feel now at this age?”

Well, grumpy Joe said: “I don’t feel old. I actually feel just like a newborn baby .”

“What really, are you kidding me? You want to say that you feel like a newborn baby?”

“Oh yes mate, for sure. Just think about it, I have no hair, no teeth, and I am pretty sure I just wet my pants.”

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