Today when I went to the office after my lunch, I come to notice an older man who was sitting on a bench at the busstop and he was crying as if something terrible happened to him.

So I stopped to ask the Crying Old Man what happened to him. He then started telling me, ‘Well son, I have a beautiful 25 year old wife at home waiting for me to come home.

She rubs my back every morning and then goes into the kitchen to make me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and a cappucino with real milk and freshly ground coffee.’

So I of course replied, ‘Well, then why would you be crying now?’ The old man added, ‘She…

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…also makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite biscuits fresh out of the oven, then she cleans the house and watches all the sports on TV with me for the rest of the afternoon till dinner.’

So of course wondering what could possibly wrong I asked, ‘Well, why are you crying then if you have all that at home?’ He then added again, ‘And for dinner she also makes me a gourmet meal every evening with no exception with a nice wine and all my favourite desserts.

And after dinner we cuddle until we go to bed. And then she shows me heaven in every way.’ So I inquired again, ‘Well then, why in the world would you be crying?’ He replied,


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