A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. After thre days out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning leaving the nun and the priest stranded half way in the desert.
After getting up and dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed the situation they got stranded in. After a long period of silence and thinking, the Priest said.'Well, Sister, this is a pretty grim situation we are in at the moment.''Yes Father, I know. In fact, I don't think it's very likely that we can survive more than a few days or so..''Yes sister, I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are surely not going to make it out of here alive, could you do something for me maybe?''Anything, Father.''Well, I have never seen a woman's breasts in my life and I was wondering if you could show me yours.''Well Father, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm to show me mine before we die.'So, the Nun took her habit off and let the Priest enjoy the sight of her well shaped breasts, with the Priest commenting frequently on the beauty of her breasts.
After a while of the Priest staring the Nun asked, 'Father, could I also ask something of you?''Yes of course, Sister? ''Well I have never seen a man's penis in my entire life. Could I see yours maybe? ''I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied, so he lifted his robe, and almost immediately he was sporting a huge erection. The Nun stared with big eyes. 'Sister, did you know that if I would put this in the right place, it can give life. ''Really, is that true Father?''Oh yes, it is, Sister. ''Oh Father, but that's really wonderful ...
then please stick it in the dead camel and let's get the f**k out of this desert!