A lonely grumpy old woman , aged well over 70, decided that it was about time again to get married. So she put an ad in the local news paper that read:
NEW HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s),
MUST NOT BEAT OR ABUSE ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE REALLY ACTIVE AND GOOD IN BED !
ALL APPLICANTS HAVE TO APPLY IN PERSON.
After a few days she heard the doorbell ringing . Much to her dismay, she went to open the door to see a gray-haired gentleman without any arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you … but you have no legs!” The old grumpy man smiled, “Exactly and therefore I cannot run around on you!”
The grumpy old woman snorted. “You don’t have any hands either!” Again the old grumpy man smiled, “Exactly! So I can’t beat you either!”
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. “But are you still really active and good in bed?” With that, the grumpy old man leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and after a few seconds said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”