Grumpy Old Man Prank
A Grumpy Old Man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but…
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The Grumpy Old Man Pond – Old Men Funny Jokes
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
HUSBAND WANTED!
She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
Let’s Help Each Other
A Grumpy Old Man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says…
The Grumpy Old Man and The Peanuts
On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.
I Can Guess Your Age
Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
Transcontinental Train
At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…