Grumpy Lives Matter T Shirts for the Grumpy Old Man and Woman

A Grumpy old man and a woman , who didnt know eachother, found themselves both assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train .

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room with a stranger, the two oldtimers are both very tired and so they fall asleep quickly – the grumpy old man in the upper bedbunk and the old woman in the lower.

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Find a way to laugh about your own situations and watch your stress begin to fade away. Even if it feels forced at first, practice laughing. It does your body good.

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Around 2:00 AM, the grumpy old man leans out of his bed and gently wakes the old woman by saying, “I’m very sorry to bother you Ma’am, but could you please help me and reach into the closet to get me an extra blanket? Because I’m really getting very cold.”

She thinks for a few seconds and then replies; I have a better idea, Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re a married couple.

Wow the old man replies! That’s really a great idea, thank you so much!

Alright then, the old woman replied and after a few seconds says somewhat bitchy; Get your own damn blanket!

The old man didn’t reply and after a moment of silence,

he farted!

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