One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
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She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
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A Grumpy Old Man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says…
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On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.
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Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
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At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…
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The grumpy old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy , I got really drunk one night and…
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