Grumpy Old Man Prank
A Grumpy Old Man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but…
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The Grumpy Old Man Pond – Old Men Funny Jokes
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
A Perfect Marriage?
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or
HUSBAND WANTED!
She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
“STOP! ACTS 2:38!” FUNNY JOKE
Acts 2:38 joke An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her DID YOU KNOW?LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESS HORMONE LEVELSBy reducing the level of stress hormones, you’re
Let’s Help Each Other
A Grumpy Old Man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says…
The Grumpy Old Man and The Peanuts
On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.