HUSBAND WANTED!
She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
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It could have been much worse
One afternoon Michael is walking downtown in the main street when he happens to run into his old high school friend, Jimmy, a little ways up ahead. “Jimmy,
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Crying Old Man
Today when I went to the office after my lunch, I come to notice an older man who was sitting on a bench at the busstop and he was crying as if something terrible happened to him. So I stopped to ask the Crying Old Man what happened to him. He then started telling me,
Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
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SHOCKING
An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner together in a small restaurant. The old man leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the very first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We were behind this same restaurant and you were leaning against the fence and I made love to
The wisdom of a grandfather
One day a grandfather went fishing with his grandson. After a few hours on the boat they hadn’t cathed anything yet an the grandson got a bit bored. So he started thinking about the world around him. The boy began to get curious, so he started to ask his grandfather questions. “How does this boat
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Jokes – She Seems OK
The grumpy old woman seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to…
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THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!
My dear Wife, I wrote you this letter to let you know that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve always been a good husband to you for more than 9 years and I have nothing to show for it. The last few months have been hell. … I had a call
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‘Betty Sue’
A man is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a big frying pan. While feeling his head he asks, “What the h*ll was that for?” She replied, “I found a small piece of paper in the pocket of your jacket with ‘Betty