With an air of arrogance, the salesman declared, “Madam, I present to you the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner of All Time, that will revolutionize your daily cleaning routine!” In order to prove the vacuum’s unparalleled prowess, he confidently challenged, “If this top of the range vacuum cleaner fails to
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As he stood next to the car the elderly driver started talking, “Officer, I dont understand why you pulled me over, I was doing exaactly the speed limit! So I don’t undertand what seems to be the problem?”
‘Sir”, the officer replied,
An old lady went to the bank to withdraw money from her account. As her turn arrived, she then presented her bank card to the bank teller and politely requested, “Could I withdraw $10, please?” The bank teller politely informed her, “Madam, for withdrawals under $100, please use the ATM located outside.” The old lady
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