A middle aged woman just had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital for surgery. While she was is surgery, she had a near death experience. Standing in front of God, she then asked, “Is my time already up?” God told her; “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, 8 days and […]
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or
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Grumpy old men jokes – 3 Grumpy Old Men are Sitting on a Park Bench The first old man says “Oy, I REALLY HATE gettin’ old. It’s getting to the point now where I can’t take a normal good healthy piss anymore!” The second old man nods and says: “You sure ain’t lyin’. Getting old
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Acts 2:38 joke An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her DID YOU KNOW?LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESS HORMONE LEVELSBy reducing the level of stress hormones, you’re
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