“You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris a grumpy old man replied: Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be…
Funny Stories & Jokes
“What’s the deal? What happened?”
The old grumpy man says:” That’s horrible, there is no way it could get worse, is there?”…
“Please Send a Police Car”
One of the police officers then knocks on his door, and as the old grumpy man opens, the police officer says…
Teeth out too
Two old guys, Fred and Sam went to the movies. A few minutes after it started, Fred heard Sam rustling around and he seemed to be searching on the floor under his seat. “What are you doing?” asked Fred. Sam, a little grumpy by this time, replied “I had a caramel in my mouth and
Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Two Grumpy Old Men Sitting in Park
They discuss as they usually do on Monday PMs. One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: “I’d like an…
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“They Help Me Sleep Better.”
Taken a back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for…
Humorous Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Physical Exam “Nothing”
A Grumpy old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the old man a jar and said…
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The Old Man and The Frog
A Grumpy Old Man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him.