A middle aged woman just had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital for surgery. While she was is surgery, she had a near death experience.

Standing in front of God, she then asked, “Is my time already up?” God told her; “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, 8 days and 4 hours to live.” During recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have some plastic surgery like a face lift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured that she might as well look younger and nicer.

A few days after the last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. After arriving in heaven and standing in front of God, she said to God; “I thought you said I had another 43 plus years? So why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the ambulance!?”

God then replied, “My dear child, I am very sorry, but I didn’t even recognize you anymore!

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