The Grumpy Old Man Pond – Old Men Funny Jokes
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
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HUSBAND WANTED!
She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
‘Betty Sue’
A man is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a big frying pan. While feeling his head he asks, “What the h*ll was that for?” She replied, “I found a small piece of paper in the pocket of your jacket with ‘Betty …
“STOP! ACTS 2:38!” FUNNY JOKE
Acts 2:38 joke An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her DID YOU KNOW?LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESS HORMONE LEVELSBy reducing the level of stress hormones, you’re …
The Grumpy Old Man and The Peanuts
On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.
I Can Guess Your Age
Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
Transcontinental Train
At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…