“Please Send a Police Car”
One of the police officers then knocks on his door, and as the old grumpy man opens, the police officer says…
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Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Two Grumpy Old Men Sitting in Park
They discuss as they usually do on Monday PMs. One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: “I’d like an…
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“They Help Me Sleep Better.”
Taken a back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for…
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The Doorbell
An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.
Humorous Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Physical Exam “Nothing”
A Grumpy old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the old man a jar and said…
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The Old Man and The Frog
A Grumpy Old Man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him.
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USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
A wife was making for her husband a breakfast of fried eggs. When she was almost done, her husband bursted into the kitchen. ‘Careful dear,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Please put some more butter in it! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking way too many at once dear. TOO MANY. TOO MANY! Turn them quickly! TURN THEM NOW!
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