Two older men were standing on a street corner, talking about the merits of their teenage sons. “You know something,” remarked the first man, “My teenage son is so thick. I really don’t think at school they teach the kids anything useful these days.” “Well,” replied the other gentleman, “He can’t ever be worse than […]
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Myra Rhodes, a sweet old lady living somewhere in Great Baddow, Essex, one day answered a knock on the door, to be confronted by a very well-dressed younger man who was carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘A very good morning to you, Ma’am,’ said the young man. ‘If I could have a couple of minutes of
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“An older lady gets pulled over by an officer for speeding”…Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma’am, you were kinda speeding.Older Woman: Oh really, I see.Officer: Can I see your driver license please?Older Woman: I would sure like to give it to you but I don’t have it anymore.Officer: Don’t have it anymore?Older Woman:
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Young people are not the only people that put up personal ads. Old men and women do too! And that they have a very good sense of humor goes without saying. Here are some very funny classifed ads placed by actual senior citizens in Florida plus a couple of personal ads from Arizona. Male, 1922,
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Hilarious samples of a Grumpy Old Men In Action A Funny, Hilarious and Thought-Provoking Draft Letter to Mr David Cameron, Then Prime Minister of the UK about Fixing the Economy Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestions for fixing the united kingdom ‘s economy. rather than giving billions of pounds to banks which will
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DID YOU KNOW?Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for many years because it is a natural form of medicine. Laughter is available to everyone and it provides benefits to a person’s physical, emotional, and social well being. Some of the benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax
DID YOU KNOW?Common causes for laughter are sensations of joy and humor; however, other situations may cause laughter as well. A general theory that explains laughter is called the relief theory. Sigmund Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and “psychic energy”. This theory is one of the justifications of the beliefs
A group of Sun City Senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied another. DID YOU KNOW?Friedrich Nietzsche distinguishes two different purposes for the
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