With an air of arrogance, the salesman declared, “Madam, I present to you the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner of All Time, that will revolutionize your daily cleaning routine!” In order to prove the vacuum’s unparalleled prowess, he confidently challenged, “If this top of the range vacuum cleaner fails to
Funny Jokes – Hole-in-one A man was at the golf club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second and third hole.On the fourth hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one and then his cell phone started ringing. When he
As he stood next to the car the elderly driver started talking, “Officer, I dont understand why you pulled me over, I was doing exaactly the speed limit! So I don’t undertand what seems to be the problem?”
‘Sir”, the officer replied,
One day, Jack made the decision to do a magic act for his girlfriend Lily. As he had been preparing for weeks, he was sure he could succeed. In order to do the trick, Jack had to swallow a penny and then cause it to emerge out his ear. He had perfected it after many
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After getting up and dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed the situation they got stranded in. After a long period of silence and thinking, the Priest said.’Well, Sister, this is a pretty grim situation…
One afternoon Michael is walking downtown in the main street when he happens to run into his old high school friend, Jimmy, a little ways up ahead. “Jimmy,
Today when I went to the office after my lunch, I come to notice an older man who was sitting on a bench at the busstop and he was crying as if something terrible happened to him. So I stopped to ask the Crying Old Man what happened to him. He then started telling me,
An elderly couple is having their anniversary dinner together in a small restaurant. The old man leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the very first time we made love together over fifty years ago? We were behind this same restaurant and you were leaning against the fence and I made love to
One day a grandfather went fishing with his grandson. After a few hours on the boat they hadn’t cathed anything yet an the grandson got a bit bored. So he started thinking about the world around him. The boy began to get curious, so he started to ask his grandfather questions. “How does this boat