DID YOU KNOW?
Structure and anatomy of laughing
A normal laugh has the structure of “ha-ha-ha” or “ho-ho-ho”. It is unnatural, and one is physically unable, to have a laugh structure of “ha-ho-ha-ho”. The usual variations of a laugh most often occur in the first or final note in a sequence- therefore, “ho-ha-ha” or “ha-ha-ho” laughs are possible. Normal note durations with unusually long or short “inter-note intervals” do not happen due to the result of the limitations of our vocal cords. This basic structure allows one to recognize a laugh despite individual variants.
It has also been determined that eyes moisten during laughter as a reflex from the tear glands.
Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
“Old” is when the porn movie you bring home is “Debby Does Dialysis.”
The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been.”