Acts 2:38 joke

An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her

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house of all the valuables, the old aged yelled, “STOP! ACTS 2:38!” (Repent and be baptized, in the name of the lord, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar then stopped with he was doing. The old aged woman then calmly called the police station and explained the officer what she had done. As the officer puts the intruder in cuffs to take him in, he asked the burglar, “Why did you just stopped with robbing the place of the old aged woman? Because all that the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.”

“SCRIPTURE?!” replied the burglar, “She said she had an AXE and TWO 38’s!

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