Funny Fish Puns / Fishing Jokes – Fridays, I fish
Fish Puns / Fishing Jokes – After 35 long and sometimes tumultuous years of marriage, a weary husband and his equally weary wife finally reached..
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The Grumpy Old Man Pond – Old Men Funny Jokes
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
A Perfect Marriage?
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or …
3 Grumpy Old Men are Sitting on a Park Bench – Grumpy old men jokes
Grumpy old men jokes – 3 Grumpy Old Men are Sitting on a Park Bench The first old man says “Oy, I REALLY HATE gettin’ old. It’s getting to the point now where I can’t take a normal good healthy piss anymore!” The second old man nods and says: “You sure ain’t lyin’. Getting old …
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HUSBAND WANTED!
She opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The grumpy old woman said,…
Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
‘Betty Sue’
A man is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a big frying pan. While feeling his head he asks, “What the h*ll was that for?” She replied, “I found a small piece of paper in the pocket of your jacket with ‘Betty …
“STOP! ACTS 2:38!” FUNNY JOKE
Acts 2:38 joke An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her DID YOU KNOW?LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESS HORMONE LEVELSBy reducing the level of stress hormones, you’re …