With an air of arrogance, the salesman declared, “Madam, I present to you the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner of All Time, that will revolutionize your daily cleaning routine!” In order to prove the vacuum’s unparalleled prowess, he confidently challenged, “If this top of the range vacuum cleaner fails to
An elderly couple, Harold and Gertrude, had lived a long and happy life together. Unfortunately, their journey suddenly came to…
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One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or …
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One day, Jack made the decision to do a magic act for his girlfriend Lily. As he had been preparing for weeks, he was sure he could succeed. In order to do the trick, Jack had to swallow a penny and then cause it to emerge out his ear. He had perfected it after many …
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After getting up and dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed the situation they got stranded in. After a long period of silence and thinking, the Priest said.’Well, Sister, this is a pretty grim situation…