My dear Wife, I wrote you this letter to let you know that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve always been a good husband to you for more than 9 years and I have nothing to show for it. The last few months have been hell. … I had a call
A man is reading the paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a big frying pan. While feeling his head he asks, “What the h*ll was that for?” She replied, “I found a small piece of paper in the pocket of your jacket with ‘Betty
This story is about an old couple that had been together for many years. There was only one friction in their relation after all these years, being that the man always had the habit of …
Acts 2:38 joke An old aged woman had just returned to her home from an evening at church service in her town when she was startled by an intruder in her house. When she caught the intruder in the act of robbing her DID YOU KNOW?LAUGHTER REDUCES STRESS HORMONE LEVELSBy reducing the level of stress hormones, you’re
A man left his home on a very rainy night, walked down to the sidewalk, and stopped a vacant cab that was just passing by in the street. After he got in to the cab the driver said; great timing – you are just like John.
Two elderly people who had been living in an old retirement home near a big city, both being widowed for many years, had known each other for a few years. One saturday evening there was a community dinner in the main hall of the Clubhouse. Both of them were sitting…
A Grumpy Old Man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says…
When she finally sat down in the stand he approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.