Me and mrs. Jones – Funny jokes
One day during a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called to the stand his first witness, an elderly grandmother.
When she finally sat down in the stand he approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
The old woman responded, “Why, yes, of course I know you, Mr. Franklin! I’ve known you since you were just a little boy, and to be honest, you’re a big disappointment to me..
You lie and cheat on your wife all the time, manipulate good people and talk about all of them behind their backs. You seem to think you’re a big shot now while you haven’t got the brains to realize you never will never ever become anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes Mr. Franklin, I do know you..”
The attorney was completly baffled! Not really sure what else to do, he then pointed across the room and asked the old woman, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent’s lawyer)?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I sure do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley also since he was a little boy. He has also become a big disappointment to me…
He’s extremely lazy, very bigoted, and has a big drinking problem. He isn’t capable of building a meaningful relationship with anyone and his law practice is truly one of the worst in the whole state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with five different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I do know him, very well I might say.”
By this time the defense attorney was turning red and almost died.
The judge then asked both attorneys to approach his bench. And in a calm and quiet voice he said to them:
“If either of you idiots dare to asks her if she knows me, I’ll will send you both to jail for contempt of court !