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A middle aged woman just had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital for surgery. While she was is surgery, she had a near death experience. Standing in front of God, she then asked, “Is my time already up?” God told her; “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, 8 days and
Funny Jokes – Hole-in-one A man was at the golf club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second and third hole.On the fourth hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one and then his cell phone started ringing. When he
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As he stood next to the car the elderly driver started talking, “Officer, I dont understand why you pulled me over, I was doing exaactly the speed limit! So I don’t undertand what seems to be the problem?”
‘Sir”, the officer replied,
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An old lady went to the bank to withdraw money from her account. As her turn arrived, she then presented her bank card to the bank teller and politely requested, “Could I withdraw $10, please?” The bank teller politely informed her, “Madam, for withdrawals under $100, please use the ATM located outside.” The old lady
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