The Doorbell
An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.
Jokes
The Old Man and The Frog
A Grumpy Old Man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
A wife was making for her husband a breakfast of fried eggs. When she was almost done, her husband bursted into the kitchen. ‘Careful dear,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Please put some more butter in it! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking way too many at once dear. TOO MANY. TOO MANY! Turn them quickly! TURN THEM NOW!
Cantankerous Man in the Supermarket – Old People Jokes
Walter and his wife Marie are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Craft Beer and puts it in their shopping cart. ‘What are you doing now Walter?’ asks Marie. ‘They’re on sale, only $16 for 24 cans Walter replies. ‘Well, you have to put them back Marie says, because
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Smokin’
DID YOU KNOW?Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for many years because it is a natural form of medicine. Laughter is available to everyone and it provides benefits to a person’s physical, emotional, and social well being. Some of the benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax
SIGNS OF WEAR
DID YOU KNOW?Common causes for laughter are sensations of joy and humor; however, other situations may cause laughter as well. A general theory that explains laughter is called the relief theory. Sigmund Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and “psychic energy”. This theory is one of the justifications of the beliefs
THE OLD-TIMERS’ RIGHT
A group of Sun City Senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied another. DID YOU KNOW?Friedrich Nietzsche distinguishes two different purposes for the