Funny Jokes – Hole-in-one A man was at the golf club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second and third hole.On the fourth hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one and then his cell phone started ringing. When he […]
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A professional gambler wins big and dies of an aneurysm. When he gets to the afterlife, he finds himself at the back of a miles-long line to get into Heaven. Drawing on his experience, the gambler immediately thinks of a way to get ahead of everyone else. He taps the old man ahead of him
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With an air of arrogance, the salesman declared, “Madam, I present to you the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner of All Time, that will revolutionize your daily cleaning routine!” In order to prove the vacuum’s unparalleled prowess, he confidently challenged, “If this top of the range vacuum cleaner fails to
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Two older Texans sat on the airplane with a grumpy old Texan between the two of them. After a few hours in the air, one of the older Texans started talking and kind of bragging… Hi guys, my name is Mike. I’m 45 years old, married with a gourgious and sexy 29 year old ex
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An old lady went to the bank to withdraw money from her account. As her turn arrived, she then presented her bank card to the bank teller and politely requested, “Could I withdraw $10, please?” The bank teller politely informed her, “Madam, for withdrawals under $100, please use the ATM located outside.” The old lady
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A Wise Old Man – Funny Jokes 2024 Once upon a time In the mountains a Wise Old Man… Somewhere high up in the mountains lived a very wise old man. Once in a while, he came down from the mountains to the local village to entertain the people in the village with his special
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An older man was was on his way back to his car when he was stopped by a game-warden somewhere in the… – Old Man Fishing Funny Jokes
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A Grumpy Old Man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but…
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An elderly couple, Harold and Gertrude, had lived a long and happy life together. Unfortunately, their journey suddenly came to…
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