Two older men were standing on a street corner, talking about the merits of their teenage sons. “You know something,” remarked the first man, “My teenage son is so thick. I really don’t think at school they teach the kids anything useful these days.” “Well,” replied the other gentleman, “He can’t ever be worse than […]
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Myra Rhodes, a sweet old lady living somewhere in Great Baddow, Essex, one day answered a knock on the door, to be confronted by a very well-dressed younger man who was carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘A very good morning to you, Ma’am,’ said the young man. ‘If I could have a couple of minutes of
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“An older lady gets pulled over by an officer for speeding”…Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma’am, you were kinda speeding.Older Woman: Oh really, I see.Officer: Can I see your driver license please?Older Woman: I would sure like to give it to you but I don’t have it anymore.Officer: Don’t have it anymore?Older Woman:
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Young people are not the only people that put up personal ads. Old men and women do too! And that they have a very good sense of humor goes without saying. Here are some very funny classifed ads placed by actual senior citizens in Florida plus a couple of personal ads from Arizona. Male, 1922,
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Hilarious samples of a Grumpy Old Men In Action A Funny, Hilarious and Thought-Provoking Draft Letter to Mr David Cameron, Then Prime Minister of the UK about Fixing the Economy Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestions for fixing the united kingdom ‘s economy. rather than giving billions of pounds to banks which will
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They discuss as they usually do on Monday PMs. One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: “I’d like an…
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Taken a back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for…
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An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.
A Grumpy Old Man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him.
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