An old retireing priest was to be honoured at a dinner for his retirement dinner for being more than 25 years in the parish. One of the leading local politicians, who was also a lifelong member of the priests congregation, was chosen by the members of the congregation, to make the presentation and also give […]
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Funny Jokes – Banned Dear Mrs. Jokes,Over the past twelve months or so, your husband has caused some commotion in our store. Since we cannot tolerate this behaviour we have been forced to ban your husband from our store.Our complaints against your husband Mr. Jokes, include, but are definitely not limited to, all the complaints
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An old farmer named Mike had been in a tractor accident with a truck. During the day in court, the trucking company’s hot shot lawyer, was questioning Mike and asked him, “At the scene of the accident, didn’t you tell the Highway Patrolman, ‘I’m fine’?” Mike started responding, “Well, I’ll tell you what actually happened.
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Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
I Can Guess Your Age Read More »
At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…
Transcontinental Train Read More »
The grumpy old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy , I got really drunk one night and…
“Never Done Anything Crazy in Your Life?” Read More »
Morris a grumpy old man replied: Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be…
“You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” Read More »
The old grumpy man says:” That’s horrible, there is no way it could get worse, is there?”…
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