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A Funny, Hilarious and Thought-Provoking Draft Letter to Mr David Cameron, Then Prime Minister of the UK about Fixing the Economy
Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestions for fixing the united kingdom ‘s economy. rather than giving billions of pounds to banks which will squander the cash on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the subsequent plan. You’ll call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 within the manpower . Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the subsequent stipulations:
– They MUST retire – Ten million job openings – unemployment fixed
– They MUST buy a replacement British car – Ten million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed
– They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed
– They MUST send their kids to school/college/university – rate fixed
– They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco every week ….. and there is your a refund in duty/tax.
Instead of fooling around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that creates us ending up paying for the main polluters, tell the greedy polluters to scale back their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or shut them down. P.S. If extra money is required , have all Members of Parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances. If you think that this is able to work, please forward to everyone you recognize . If not, please disregard.
And if you, the reader, can see some sense in all this, share this with your friends and family and bring a laugh on their face!
