There was a bit of confusion in the off-licence this morning. When I was ready to pay for my whisky, the check-out assistant said to me, ‘Strip down facing me.’ Making a mental note to complain to my Member of Parliament about excessive security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the

Two elderly people live in a retirement home near Fareham, he was a widower and her being a widow, had known one another for variety of years. One evening there was a community supper within the big arena within the Clubhouse. the 2 were at a joining table, across from each other . while the meal went on, he took a number of admiring glances at her and eventually gathered the courage to ask her, ‘Will you marry me?’ After

Let us put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs et and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.  They would have constant video monitoring, so they

The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!” “Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”