An 86-year-old man was waiting in the Double Dutch Bar to have some drinks with an old mate.While he was waiting for his mate a gorgeous girl enters the bar and sits down a few seats away from where he was sitting. The girl is so attractive that the old guy just can’t take his […]
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There was once this man in Bulagaria that really loved his job. To drive a train for a living had been his dream ever since he was a child. He most loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he had been a little too reckless and then caused a
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An old retireing priest was to be honoured at a dinner for his retirement dinner for being more than 25 years in the parish. One of the leading local politicians, who was also a lifelong member of the priests congregation, was chosen by the members of the congregation, to make the presentation and also give
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Funny Jokes – Banned Dear Mrs. Jokes,Over the past twelve months or so, your husband has caused some commotion in our store. Since we cannot tolerate this behaviour we have been forced to ban your husband from our store.Our complaints against your husband Mr. Jokes, include, but are definitely not limited to, all the complaints
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An old farmer named Mike had been in a tractor accident with a truck. During the day in court, the trucking company’s hot shot lawyer, was questioning Mike and asked him, “At the scene of the accident, didn’t you tell the Highway Patrolman, ‘I’m fine’?” Mike started responding, “Well, I’ll tell you what actually happened.
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Getting older comes with our memory working in a ‘slightly different way’ And that’s the best case scenario! To help your memory, there are techniques to overcome some off the problems you may encounter. Below is a technique called ‘Priming’: This is a great technique for remembering people’s names. If you know that you are
Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
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At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…
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The grumpy old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy , I got really drunk one night and…
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