An 86-year-old man was waiting in the Double Dutch Bar to have some drinks with an old mate.
While he was waiting for his mate a gorgeous girl enters the bar and sits down a few seats away from where he was sitting. The girl is so attractive that the old guy just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices that he’s staring at her, and approaches him.

Before the old guy even has time to apologise for his staring, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone, “I’ll do anything you’d like me to do. Whatever you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how unusual or extreme it might be, I’m game. I only want $100, and there’s one other condition.”
Completely blown away by the sudden turn of events, the old guy asks her what that one condition is.
Well she says; “You have to tell me exactly what you want me to do and you can only use three words to describe it.”

The old man takes a few seconds and considers the offer from that gorgeous girl.
He takes out his wallet and gives a $100 dollars to the girl.
He then looks her straight in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly,

“Paint my house.”

Our needs change as we get older, we get smarter and tend to look for bargains.

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