Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes
Two old grumpy man from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says…
grumpy old git
The Grumpy Old Man and The Peanuts
On his first day at the home, the grumpy old man spent most of his time laying in bed reflecting on life, feeling lonely.
I Can Guess Your Age
Grumpy old man doesn’t understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says…
Transcontinental Train
At 1:00 AM, a grumpy old man leans over and gently wakes the grumpy old woman saying…
“Never Done Anything Crazy in Your Life?”
The grumpy old man replies: “Yeah. When I was in the Navy , I got really drunk one night and…
“You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris a grumpy old man replied: Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be…
“What’s the deal? What happened?”
The old grumpy man says:” That’s horrible, there is no way it could get worse, is there?”…