“They Help Me Sleep Better.”
Taken a back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for…
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The Doorbell
An old man was walking down the street one day when he observed a small boy struggling to reach the doorbell at one of the houses.
Cantankerous Man in the Supermarket – Old People Jokes
Walter and his wife Marie are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Craft Beer and puts it in their shopping cart. ‘What are you doing now Walter?’ asks Marie. ‘They’re on sale, only $16 for 24 cans Walter replies. ‘Well, you have to put them back Marie says, because
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THE OLD-TIMERS’ RIGHT
A group of Sun City Senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied another. DID YOU KNOW?Friedrich Nietzsche distinguishes two different purposes for the
Getting older according to DR. SUESS
A little poem… I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness, how the time has flown.