25 EPIC FAILS
25 of the MOST EPIC FAILS in the world
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There’s nothing left to learn the hard …
A little poem… I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness, how the time has flown. …