“You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris a grumpy old man replied: Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be…
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Funny Stories & Jokes
“What’s the deal? What happened?”
The old grumpy man says:” That’s horrible, there is no way it could get worse, is there?”…
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“Please Send a Police Car”
One of the police officers then knocks on his door, and as the old grumpy man opens, the police officer says…
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Teeth out too
Two old guys, Fred and Sam went to the movies. A few minutes after it started, Fred heard Sam rustling around and he seemed to be searching on the floor under his seat. “What are you doing?” asked Fred. Sam, a little grumpy by this time, replied “I had a caramel in my mouth and
Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Two Grumpy Old Men Sitting in Park
They discuss as they usually do on Monday PMs. One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: “I’d like an…
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“They Help Me Sleep Better.”
Taken a back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for…
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Humorous Grumpy Old Men Jokes – Physical Exam “Nothing”
A Grumpy old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the old man a jar and said…
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The Old Man and The Frog
A Grumpy Old Man is walking down the road when he hears something call out to him.
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