The old man was sitting on the examining table in the doctor’s office having his hearing checked. The doctor poked his light scope in the old man’s ear and said, “Hey, you have a suppository in your ear!” “Rats,” said the old man. “Now I know where my hearing aid went.”
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When my 85-year-old father was in the hospital, his doctor, trying to determine Dad’s mental state and then asked, “What gets you up in the morning?” My father shrugged. “Probably the same thing as everyone. I have to go to the bathroom.” Older and not Bothered When the new activities director for the rec center
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Two old guys, Fred and Sam went to the movies. A few minutes after it started, Fred heard Sam rustling around and he seemed to be searching on the floor under his seat. “What are you doing?” asked Fred. Sam, a little grumpy by this time, replied “I had a caramel in my mouth and
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage,
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Two older men were standing on a street corner, talking about the merits of their teenage sons. “You know something,” remarked the first man, “My teenage son is so thick. I really don’t think at school they teach the kids anything useful these days.” “Well,” replied the other gentleman, “He can’t ever be worse than
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Myra Rhodes, a sweet old lady living somewhere in Great Baddow, Essex, one day answered a knock on the door, to be confronted by a very well-dressed younger man who was carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘A very good morning to you, Ma’am,’ said the young man. ‘If I could have a couple of minutes of
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“An older lady gets pulled over by an officer for speeding”…Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer?Officer: Ma’am, you were kinda speeding.Older Woman: Oh really, I see.Officer: Can I see your driver license please?Older Woman: I would sure like to give it to you but I don’t have it anymore.Officer: Don’t have it anymore?Older Woman:
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Young people are not the only people that put up personal ads. Old men and women do too! And that they have a very good sense of humor goes without saying. Here are some very funny classifed ads placed by actual senior citizens in Florida plus a couple of personal ads from Arizona. Male, 1922,
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Hilarious samples of a Grumpy Old Men In Action A Funny, Hilarious and Thought-Provoking Draft Letter to Mr David Cameron, Then Prime Minister of the UK about Fixing the Economy Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestions for fixing the united kingdom ‘s economy. rather than giving billions of pounds to banks which will
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