Grumpy old men jokes – 3 Grumpy Old Men are Sitting on a Park Bench

The first old man says “Oy, I REALLY HATE gettin’ old. It’s getting to the point now where I can’t take a normal good healthy piss anymore!”

The second old man nods and says: “You sure ain’t lyin’. Getting old really sucks. Just ONCE I wish I could take a normal big healthy shit like I used to be able to when I was a young man.”

The first old man says “Oy, I REALLY HATE gettin’ old. It’s getting to the point now where I can’t take a normal good healthy piss anymore!”

The third old man shrugs and says, “Well, my dear lucky fellas I gotta say… every morning – regular – right at 5 o’clock – I take a nice, long piss. And every morning at 7:00 – like clockwork – I take a really big healthy shit…

“But I sure wish I could wake up before eight.”

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