Funny Jokes – Hole-in-one A man was at the golf club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second and third hole.On the fourth hole he scored his first ever hole-in-one and then his cell phone started ringing. When he […]
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A professional gambler wins big and dies of an aneurysm. When he gets to the afterlife, he finds himself at the back of a miles-long line to get into Heaven. Drawing on his experience, the gambler immediately thinks of a way to get ahead of everyone else. He taps the old man ahead of him
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With an air of arrogance, the salesman declared, “Madam, I present to you the Greatest Vacuum Cleaner of All Time, that will revolutionize your daily cleaning routine!” In order to prove the vacuum’s unparalleled prowess, he confidently challenged, “If this top of the range vacuum cleaner fails to
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A Grumpy Old Man calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but…
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An elderly couple, Harold and Gertrude, had lived a long and happy life together. Unfortunately, their journey suddenly came to…
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Fish Puns / Fishing Jokes – After 35 long and sometimes tumultuous years of marriage, a weary husband and his equally weary wife finally reached..
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2023 Funny Jokes about the Elderly at the Doctor’s Hilarious Tales of Miraculous Transformations A Little Old Lady’s Funny Journey to an Erect Posture A doctor who claimed to have a repertoire of funny jokes and miraculous cures for arthritis had a waiting room full of people, eagerly anticipating their turn for some laughter and
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One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to…
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or
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