USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
A wife was making for her husband a breakfast of fried eggs. When she was almost done, her husband bursted into the kitchen. ‘Careful dear,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Please put some more butter in it! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking way too many at once dear. TOO MANY. TOO MANY! Turn them quickly! TURN THEM NOW! […]
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