Walter and his wife Marie are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Craft Beer and puts it in their shopping cart. ‘What are you doing now Walter?’ asks Marie. ‘They’re on sale, only $16 for 24 cans Walter replies. ‘Well, you have to put them back Marie says, because […]
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DID YOU KNOW?Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for many years because it is a natural form of medicine. Laughter is available to everyone and it provides benefits to a person’s physical, emotional, and social well being. Some of the benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax
DID YOU KNOW?Common causes for laughter are sensations of joy and humor; however, other situations may cause laughter as well. A general theory that explains laughter is called the relief theory. Sigmund Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and “psychic energy”. This theory is one of the justifications of the beliefs
A group of Sun City Senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee”, replied another. DID YOU KNOW?Friedrich Nietzsche distinguishes two different purposes for the
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.6. There’s nothing left to learn the hard
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A little poem… I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness, how the time has flown.
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